Harry Potter

Harry James Potter is the main character so has a wide range of bizzare pairings.

Alastor Moody
Mad-Eye Potter

Albus Dumbledore
Halbus

Alicia Spinnet
Halicia

Barty Crouch Jr.
Harty Jr.

Bellatrix Lestrange
Hatrix

Bill Weasley
Ginger-Scar Bill

Blaise Zabini
Haze

Hermione Granger
Harmony

Severus Snape
Snarry